And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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