scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Randomize
