I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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