He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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