Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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