Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
A+ Viking dick
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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