there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Semen is not good for contacts.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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