And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
