Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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