But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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