I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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