My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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