He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
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