we're blogging at a bar
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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