Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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