I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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