Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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