I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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