Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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