If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
vagina is talking i cant
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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