So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Dignity is for republicans.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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