So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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