i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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