Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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