you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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