you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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