ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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