How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Randomize
