i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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