marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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