Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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