you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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