Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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