i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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