I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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