Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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