Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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