Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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