Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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