I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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