it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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