I am in a vortex of obligation.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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