She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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