Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize
