I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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