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she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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