That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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