I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I think your dad took our porno
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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