Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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