okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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