He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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