shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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