I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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