Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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